
Randy Jackson and Ryan Seacrest are ________.

Hate Heather 'Mucca' Mills?
As we expected, her former PR rep, Michele Elyzabeth, is not done yapping. She sat down with the News of the World to 'tell-all' and it'll make you despise the gold digging whore even more!
Michele exclaimed to the rag, “That witch tricked me into spreading LIES about Paul (McCartney). She’s a bitch!”
No surprise.
Mucca's former rep went on to say:
“Heather used me as her mouthpiece for four years, and I’m ashamed to say throughout that time I simply told lies. As her friend I BELIEVED she was telling the truth, but now I realise she conned me. I was foolish and saw her simply as the devoted humanitarian, charity campaigner and protective mother she wanted the world to see. Now I want the public to know who the REAL Heather Mills is… She’s a gold digger. I’m certain her marriage to Paul was all about the money. I’ve spent hours with Heather, I’ve seen how tight she is with her cash, how she lied to me about Paul giving her money and experienced how she dodges bills—including my own fees.
Click here to read how Mucca leaked false stories to tarnish husband Sir Paul's name, bugged his private conversations to dig dirt and deceived the public over how much she 'gave' to charity.
Disgusting!
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Grrreat news!
Tina has her YouTube account back, y'all.
The artist also known as Kristina Chen recently had her page hacked into and some loser pretending to be her.
But, now, thankfully, the real Tina updated her official blog to let us know this happy news:
"Good News everyone!
I wanted to tell you guys the good news. I have finally got my youtube account back. I guess it was time for the hacker to get sceard of me and of all of my fans. I think they were just really sceard that I was going to do something to get them into trouble. I want you guys to know that I read all of your comments and that there is not a hacker on my site anymore. I am so happy to finally get my account back. Please tell me what you guys think.
Tina"

"I always thought I would make a great Robin. I would love to be Christian Bale's sidekick in Batman. Even when I was younger I never wanted to be Batman. I have always wanted to be Robin. To this day I still think that would be pretty cool."
- Heroes hottie Christian Bale
[Image via WENN.]

Saturday night was a crazy evening in Payson, Utah!
According to reports, hasbeen Diff'rent Strokes star Gary Coleman hit a guy…. with his car!
The incident happened around midnight on Saturday.
The police say they're investigating whether Coleman hit the man on purpose.
However, officers say their investigations are being hampered because Coleman and the 24-year old 'victim' named Rush Colton have not been very forthcoming with information.
One of the officers involved with the investigation said, "We've been able to establish there was an argument between the two, due to pictures Rushton wanted to take. He took some of Gary Coleman, and (Coleman) wasn't happy about it."
The cop went on to say that after the two argued, the man formerly known as Arnold left the bowling alley, and the 'victim' followed.
It's unclear whether the 'victim' tried to take more pictures of Coleman once he was outside.
Leave Gary alone, y'all!
Looks like he'll make you pay if you don't!

There are more important things to Nicole Richie than the VMAs.
Fashion first!
The new mom - looking gorgeous in a black and blue stripped dress - was spotted outside the tents in Manhattan this weekend.
Nicole is in town for New York fashion week, and on Sunday she attended the Donna Karan show.
Looking good, mami!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]

This is perhaps the best she's ever looked!
A super svelte - yet curvalicious - Christina Ricci is also hitting up New York fashion week.
On Sunday, the actress made an appearance at the Donna Karan show.
Those boobies!!!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]